“My neighbor’s home security system”

“My neighbor freezes one snowball to throw at me in mid-July. I say this summer, it’s game on.”

“I looked over, and my cat was doing the same thing as the curtain.”

“My little brother just returned from trick or treating with a Ferrero Rocher.”

“In the drive-thru today”

“We’re getting a new kitchen countertop soon. Making sandwiches will be easier.”

“Apparently, my company’s giving out sewing kits for Christmas.”

“On a park bench near my home...”

“My best painting to this date — I call it ’Nordic Winter Afternoon.’”

“I’m planning to move out, but some things are just hard to throw away.”

“The council will decide your fate.”

“Our candy sign from last night”

“My partner left potato chip crumbs in the sink last night, so I sent him this.”

"A customer walked into my store wearing this."

“My wife might be a bit too good at The Sims...”